for shouting at the news
(take a deep breath)
that’s bosh and balderdash,
all flummery and lip-wisdom,
claptrapping poppycock
it’s whiffy-whaffy codswallop,
your cankerous stutiloquence
and skimble-skamble bunk
aargh, bilgewater pifflery,
and bafflegabbing folderol,
this fandangling cant!
(and breathe)